BUY $APE2
Get $APE2 on Jupiter. It lives on Solana. Apes don't read. Apes buy.
$APE2 SAME APE. WORSE DECISIONS.
APE2ELECTRIC
BOOGALOOϟ
The sequel nobody asked for.
No staking. Just hold $APE2.
Get airdropped ApeCoin ($APE).
Apes don't read. Apes click the big button.
Independent meme token. Not affiliated with ApeCoin.
EXHIBIT A: THE FINANCIAL ADVISORREC ●
He's an ape. he can't read. he just bought APE2
100%UNNECESSARY
SEQUEL
SEQUEL
trust me bro.↖
001 / THE SECOND COMING OF APE BUSINESS
APES DON'T READ. ✳ NO STAKING. JUST HOLD. ✳ GET AIRDROPPED APECOIN. ✳ APES DON'T READ. ✳ NO STAKING. JUST HOLD. ✳
01 / THE APE BUSINESSHOLD $APE2. EARN $APE.
HOLD THE SEQUEL.
EARN THE ORIGINAL.
No staking. Just hold $APE2.
ApeCoin gets airdropped to you.
JUST HOLD
Keep $APE2 in your wallet. No staking. No locking it up.
GET AIRDROPPED $APE
ApeCoin ($APE) gets airdropped to holders. The 3% transaction tax feeds the rewards pool.
SMALL TAX. LARGE APE ENERGY.THE 3%
THE 3%
APE2 FLYWHEEL.
Trades feed the pool. The pool funds ApeCoin airdrops. You just hold $APE2. That’s the flywheel.
Apes don't read.
Apes don't stake.
Apes just hold.
02 / VERY SERIOUS NUMBERSTOKENOMICS.
TOKENOMICS.
OR WHATEVER.
Apes don't read.
Here are the numbers.
audited by absolutely nobody ↗
| Ticker | $APE2 |
|---|---|
| Transaction tax | 3% |
| Reward token | $APE |
| Chain | Solana |
| Supply | 1 billion |
| Ape energy aura farming, not data | 100% |
| Electricity | BOOGALOO |
03 / BASED ON A TERRIBLE IDEATHE LORE
SOMEHOW,
THE APE
RETURNED.
BIGGER. HAIRIER.
FINANCIALLY LESS EXPLAINABLE.
First, there was ApeCoin.
Humanity survived.
Scientists asked whether there should be another one.
They were immediately fired.
APE 2 WAS CREATED ANYWAY.
A completely unnecessary sequel. An unreasonable amount of body hair. A beer can doing most of the branding. Welcome to the boogaloo.
RATED M FOR MONKEA WORK OF EXTREMELY QUESTIONABLE FICTION
04 / DUE DILIGENCE, APPARENTLYYOU HAVE
YOU HAVE
QUESTIONS.
UNFORTUNATELY.
Apes don't read. We kept it short.
Is this actually ApeCoin?
No. $APE2 is an independent Solana meme token. It is not affiliated with ApeCoin or ApeCoin DAO.
Where do I get $APE2?
On Jupiter. Swap SOL for $APE2. Buy $APE2 on Jupiter ↗ The link is waiting for the CA.
What does the 3% tax do?
It feeds the rewards pool that funds ApeCoin ($APE) airdrops to $APE2 holders.
Do I need to stake?
No staking. Just hold $APE2 in your wallet and get airdropped ApeCoin ($APE). Apes just hold.
Why “Electric Boogaloo”?
Because “APE 2: A Sensible and Measured Continuation” didn’t fit on the beer can.
Is this financial advice?
No. Our mascot is a shirtless ape holding a beer. Apes don't read, let alone give financial advice.
Could it go to zero?
Spectacularly. The token could lose its entire value.
APE BUSINESS$APE2 / ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE
ACQUIRE
APE MONEY.
Buy $APE2. Hold it. Get airdropped ApeCoin.
No staking. Apes don't read. Apes just hold.
CA coming soon. Jupiter buy links and contract copying activate when it’s posted.